Brice Chapman has a chode and long brown pubes?

Crazy Long Brown Pubes

All over my sweaty belly

Someone throw me down the stairs

After I finish my…..tater tots

Mhmm... Do they taste like Brice Chapman's chode and long brown pubes?

Yeah, with a side of sloppy b-hole

I want that recipe... Lets talk over some fishy pussies.

I heard the bar in town has the fishiest pussies around.

Fucking savage bro.

Philipe the fat ugly mexican across the street has so many fish pussies during the annual pussy fish derby. He'll gobble up any fish pussy you put in front of him. Tight AF

Shit? He can do that?! Can I hire him to play with my kids?

Back in 82 he went to nationals for kid watching.

Omg. I hope he eats fishy pussy in front of them...

Make sure you kids don't have any fishy pussies on them though….

Hell No! What kind of parent do you think I am?!!

Im not sure, judging by the weight of your finger nails id say you woof down a few fish pussies a day

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. I'M SITTING NEXT TO YOUR ROOMMATE ADAM AND WE'RE GOING TO FUCK YOU UP THE ASS AND THIS TIME YOU WONT ENJOY IT.

both of you at the same time?

Oh yeah. Your asshole isn't going to be tight anymore- you'll be an embarrassment in the community.

Are you shocked in anticipation?

No….im in my room waiting, whats taking so long?

My fluffer sucks... I'm just trying to get hard for you
ha get it?

No, is that a cooking joke? Typical woman, can only make cooking jokes cause you're always in the kitchen.

Fucker. A fluffer sucks dick before a porno to get him ready for the action. I can't wait to shove razors up your butt

I never new there was such a thing!

Urban Dictionary that shiznit.

Suck a shnitzle